great_king_of_evil | Animus Mailbox

Dear Ganondorf, AKA: Santadorf, King of Evil, and Ganondork.

Words cannot express how much I hate you, so I shall not even try. If you didn't want me to call you Santa, all you had to do was politely ask. If you did so previous, a reminder would have been all you needed.

Threatening to destroy my soul and warp me into a tree was not necessary. Showing me an illusion of the library on fire wasn't necessary. And, while it's nice that you have read Alice In Wonderland, shrinking me and throwing a Dinah at me wasn't necessary either.

Trying to turn me into stone wasn't necessary either. And while I don't know exactly what my friends did, turning Lancer and Tetra, my friends, into stone probably wasn't necessary either.

You caused unnecessary pain, both physical and emotional with those acts, and that is something I will never ever forgive you for. While I won't call you Santa anymore, due a promise I made, if I ever see you again, I will try to punch you.

Do everyone a favor and solve your quarrels with words, not with fists and evil magic.

From,

Tohko Amano, the book girl.

[On February 14th, Ganon will find that a monster's bloody heart has been shoved roughly into his mailbox. Attached to it is a note, held in place via a scalpel that's been shoved through it and into the heart. It's stained with red-brown blood, and the text is written in an almost illegible scrawl.]

If you are ever unfaithful to me again, I will do this to you, und I will enjoy every minute of it. Is that clear?

Love,
Richtofen

[A note with two tubs of Raspberry swirl ice cream.]

[A wooden box with a slide lid, since that's her latest most complicated thing she can make. It has a carving of a sword on the top, styled as best she could after Ganon's own. The sides have faces carved into them, much like the faces on the trees of Dark World. The box is filled with various poisonous herbs (all clearly labeled)]

Ganondorf,

Because sometimes magic can no be solving everything.

May this be helping you.

Nesir.

[ooc: Before this has been broadcast. It's hurriedly scribbled on a crumpled piece of paper which, upon further inspection was half of Sephiroth's copy of the Pandora note. The only piece of spare paper that had been available at the time.]

You spoke of allegiances, now is the time to put words into action.

Meet me after the Cafeteria closes for lunch, at the Tower.

-Sephiroth

[A power charm in a bottle, supposedly blessed by the goddess. If he uses it, however, his supernatural abilities will vanish for an hour.]

[One power charm with a note.]

An aquaintance of mine did be giving me this. I did be thinking you could be using it.

Nesir Aeser

[this note is in lots of colourful crayons, in handwriting which is childish but neat.]

deer everyone

i am riting a book on all the heros of the tower so that no one gets forgotted. but i dont know everyone and i dont want anyone to be missed out

so if you would like to can you please say who you fink is the best hero you know and what makes them a hero

you can do more than one name if you want

please send yore answers to romeo

or to room number two on floor one

thank you

romeo

[There are pictures at the end of smiling faces]

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[Note, sent on the tenth]

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anonymous delivery on April the first

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[Note, delivered 22nd July]

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I am not sorry

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